Character
Interview: Inside the Mind of GOTH TOWN’s Founder, Lord Gothly
JGC: Why
Christmaslessness around the whole world? Isn’t Goth Town enough?
LG: Ha-ha. Your thinking is so limited. What a
lousy physicist you would have made! My grandfather’s vision was to not just
stop pesky, debilitating emotions in one small place, but everywhere. You see,
Goth Town was only the testing ground, so to speak. The world is suffering from
omnipresent locusts. Oh, you cannot see them, dear fellow, but they are just as
devouring. Tell me, would you stop global locusts in only one place?
If
you were to stop all emotions, wouldn’t you stop all thinking, too? Memories?
Ha! Not so dull-witted as I expected! Of
course, you boldly assume that thoughts and feelings are hopelessly tied
together. How erroneous you are, dear fellow! Yes, thoughts breed emotions, but
there are pure thoughts that have no emotions. No sappy, disabling memories …
just those of truth and unequivocal existence. What bliss they are! They flow
like the quiet symphony that accompanies the swift movements of logic. They
walk like barefoot women through Times Square! Only 33 days left!
How
do you plan to accomplish such a feat?
Again, such limited thinking! I would not
expect someone like you to understand dark physics, especially one who thinks in
such two-dimensional terms. Accomplish.
Ha-ha!
How
could the world exist without fond memories?
We define fond quite differently, let me assure you. Take this hideous,
pitiable thing called Christmas, for
example. Is it fond? Really? The primary components of Christmas are love and
giving. Yuck! It turns my stomach to event think of such things! Do love and
giving make the world a better place? Do they save the environment? Allow for
interstellar travel? Do they keep one warm at night? No! I shall tell you what
they do. They make the world stronger rather than weaker. One day the world
will see that they have had it all quite reversed. They will thank me! To love
someone is to erase his or her purpose and individuality. To give to them keeps
them from fending for themselves. Do you not see? Christmas is really not good
for the world. My grandfather believed it was the root of the failure of
humanity.
GOTH
TOWN has already sold over 100 copies, and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet. How
do you feel about that?
I am so tired of hearing about this book. I am positively sick with it! You
see, this is the pathetic sentimentality that I am trying to save everyone
from. Do you not see how pitifully absurd the notion is? As if a book is going to stop anything. A
hundred you said? Ha! How many stars are there? How much dark energy can we
siphon from a black hole? Take your books and burn them; perhaps they might
warm a small group of Christmas urchins!
You
seem very emotional. Isn’t that a contradiction?
You seem to have an extremely impoverished
sense of time. You promised fifteen minutes. I have work to do. The Global
Re-Constitution Device must be ready on Christmas morning. I bid thee adieu!
Jesse Giles Christiansen is an American author who writes compelling literary fiction that weaves the real with the surreal. He attended Florida State University where he received his B.A. in English literature. He is the author of Pelican Bay, an Amazon #1 list bestseller, outselling Old Man and the Sea by Hemingway. One of Christiansen's literary goals is to write at least fifty novels, and he always reminds himself of something that Ray Bradbury once said: "You fail only if you stop writing."
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3 comments:
Thank you for having me, Cheryl! What an honor, and such a beautiful, pristine layout!
I'm more than happy to take any comments here about GOTH TOWN or writing/books in general.
Thanks!
You're very welcome.
And for those who do stop by, ask Jesse a question or 10. Make him sweat! hehe
You're very welcome.
And for those who do stop by, ask Jesse a question or 10. Make him sweat! hehe
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